Oh Kreayshawn...why ist thou such a bad b!tch? Let me count the ways:
1) Thine robes are darned of the finest silks in the land, far exceeding the likes of such basics as Gucci, Fendi, Prada, etc.
2) Thou hast vanquished thine enemies...such basic b!tches could never touch thy crown!
3) Thou snatch-eth everyone's b!tches at thine leisure. Such behavior could only be perceived as colder than the mist of Mordor...rather...than a fridge/freezer.
4) Thine floss-ability knows no bounds as thou floss-eth like Ivana Trump!
Kreayshawn, we saluteth thee, as thou the keeper of the pearl-handled kitty-cat, who mightest be found on Google maps, will give birth to the true heir of thine throne...Swag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4
One big room...full of bad b!tches! What more could a man ask for?
Shout out to all the bad b!tches out there...you know who you are. And an extra-special shout out to America. You're all groweds up...prouda you.
Hope you Dig,
JZ
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