OHHHHHHHHH...C'mon!
You thought the Mack was gone. Yes you did. But alas, the Mack has returned! This late 1990s hit, ushered in a generation of would-be Macks. You remember when you used to refer to flirting, as mackin'. Like when you were about to get your mack on. Some of us probably even referred to ourselves as Mack Daddys. C'mon! You know there is only one true Mack...and that, of course, is Mark Morrison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
To break it down, Mssr. Morrison was wronged by his, then girlfriend / love interest. I would give anything to interview this girl. I would be all like, why IN THE F did you lie to the Mack? Don't you know you made him cry? You know he's f'ing sensitive! So...sup now? How do you like it now with the Mack throwin' mack down and runnin' the show all over town? You do it to yourself you little Minx...yes you do...yes you do do do.
So, I hereby dedicate this SOTW to all the Macks out there including, but not limited to:
1) Zard - this was basically your Highschool theme song...don't lie, or you'll make the Mack upset
2) Benjamin Bunny - hoppy extended b-day
3) All you other Macks out there who have been temporarily dissed by some punk - little do they know that the Mack will return with avengence...once again
Hope you Dig,
JZ
"why IN THE F did you lie to the Mack?" now in my archives under favorite quotes of all time.
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